I like cookies.

Episode 4 Recap

2007-02-23T04:02:45Z

What on Earth is Sarah wearing?!

LOL, "you're too old to be Little Miss Rainbow"

That little girl is great! She's like a mini-Sarah :P

"I left a bomb in the police car"

"says the man who thinks tushies are for penises"
"touche"
"tushie"

"No carbs. It's Little Miss Rainbow, not Little Miss Fatass."

"I want you guys to come over and do some queer stuff to my daughter."

Aww, poor Brian and Steve :(

"You're unemployed, single, over thirty, and you severely over-estimate your cuteness!"

"You snooze, you lose... to the Jews." OMG, I love Sarah and that little girl together!

"Oh sweetie, I'm already proud of you. All you can do is make me unproud of you."

LMFAO @ this bomb fiasco and the overlay of the little girl singing "Amazing Grace"

"Or you could go out there and have the abortion of your dreams."

Oh no! Sarah took the crown, septor, and flowers from the little girl :(

Doug is still the cutest dog ever.

"Kids are dicks."

Nice episode! Some very good stuff in this one :D Next week looks hilarious!

Episode 3 recap!

2007-02-16T04:00:14Z

"I need some good news." Sarah heads to get an AIDS test.

"Have you ever had unprotected sex?" "Uh, is there any other kind?" LOL
LMFAO @ the entire doctor visit, especially the OCD comment!
"Were you trying to get AIDS?"

Oh, it's Jay's birthday! Laura is gonna throw him a kick ass party.

Hehe, I love that Sarah pulled her chair up between Laura and Jay at the restaurant.

A school teacher asks Sarah to come speak to her class. "Misses Silverman was my mother, and she was a bitch. I'm Sarah."
"Yeah, I did some drinking and drugging, tried it in the butt one or nine times."
"So what gets you AIDS?" Kids respond with "mouth, veins, tushy, and vagina."

Laura and Jay are buying things for his birthday party, but Laura's card is rejected due to insufficient funds. Sarah is the other person with access to the account... apparently she has spent $17,000 in the last 2 hours. We see Sarah has setup the Sarah Silverman AIDS Awareness program complete with signs and t-shirts.

Sarah appears in a Public Service Announcement. "So look to your left and look to your right, if you don't see someone with AIDS, you're probably the one... and buy a t-shirt!"

Jay's party is in full swing and his friends are all cops, with the exception of Laura, Brian, and Steve.

Sarah appears at a rally in formal attire and gives a speech about AIDS awareness- Evita style.
"Are you booing me because I might not have AIDS?" *cue the food throwing*

"Sarah, I'm sorry, but you do have... NO AIDS!!!"

Hey, it's Jimmy Kimmel!

Hmm, that reminds me of "The Office" ... "Who has two thumbs and no AIDS? This gal!"

Sarah turns Jay's birthday party into her re-birth party. Poor Jay... not.

Aww, Doug, I love that little doggie!

Great episode, I enjoyed it!

TSSP picked up for a second season!

2007-02-13T17:26:15Z

Comedy Central has picked up debut comedy "The Sarah Silverman Program" for a second season.

Skein will get a seven-episode run in the fall, with another seven segs to run at a later date.

Irreverent show starring the standup star has averaged 1.7 million total viewers since it bowed last week. Show reps a rare effort from the net to target females instead of males, though the series also appeals to men.

- From Variety

Tonight's episode!

2007-02-09T04:01:29Z

"The homeless don't crap themselves."
"Yes they do."

The homeless man, Fred, starts singing along with Sarah...
"Shh, this isn't a duet."

Steve and Brian get mugged by some Spartan-cheerleader types- Steve now has two black eyes since Brian didn't defend him.

Sarah almost upstages Jay as he is accepting his humanitarian award.

Creepy ugly "The Ring"-like person keeps showing up when Sarah is alone (brushing her teeth, going to the bathroom).

Sarah appears on a talk show to discuss heroic efforts in helping out Fred. Before and after of Fred's life- the after shows him in Sarah's kitchen smiling and baking cookies. Tells the story of Fred's mom and her queefing problem. Fred is obviously distraught as he watches Sarah making fun of his mother on TV.

Fred comes after Sarah with a knife once she returns from the show. The creepy ghost lady turns out to be Fred's mother, who he killed. She says that Sarah must queef- it's the only way to stop him. Brian shows up and beats the shit out of Fred with his super karate skills. In the process, Steve, with his two black eyes, is punched once again. Fred gets up from his beating and is about to stab Sarah, but she sneezes and queefs so he backs off.

Sarah and the ghost of Fred's mom make amends and she stops haunting her.

And in closing, "if you open your heart and help people, they're going to eventually try to stab you to death."

In summary, tonight's episode was not particularly funny and that saddens me. No cookie party. Episode 1 was better, in my opinion. Hopefully next week will be better.

New episode tonight!

2007-02-08T10:25:10Z

Don't forget to check out episode 2 of Sarah's new show tonight on Comedy Central at 10:30PM EST!!

From tv.com

Next episode: Humanitarian of the Year
Sarah invites a homeless man into her home to prove she is a caring person. Meanwhile Brian learns karate, but fails to use it in dire straits.
Airs: Thursday February 8, 2007

The Sarah Silverman Program - Episode 1

2007-02-05T18:02:34Z

"tehboner2" uploaded the entire first episode! You can view it streaming here:
http://tehboner2.livedigital.com/content/1455748

Sarah's version of "The Aristocrats"

2007-02-05T05:44:05Z

Credit: "matt00091" for the upload

Leno interview from 2002

2007-02-05T05:41:55Z

This is one of my favorite Sarah interviews from back when she was promoting the stage show of "Jesus is Magic."

Credit: "comedycuts" for the upload!

After the cookie party

2007-02-03T11:40:39Z

I want that shirt.

Did you see it?!

2007-02-03T11:24:09Z

Dudes! The show was great, I can only imagine it will get better. First episode, gotta get all the intro shit out of the way, ya know? Saw Sarah on The View the other day, she was pretty funny. Joy Behar seems to be in love with her.

Gracias pibby for layout help. You so sexay.

Cookie Party, FTW.

Episode 1 Intro

2007-02-03T10:32:50Z

http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/?ml_video=80923